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4/6/2015 - Sheep in a Blanket...
At the end of a long day, a farmer was sitting on his porch watching his sheep graze as the sun settled in the distance.

Down the road a ways, he noticed a plume of dust coming up the dirt road toward him.

Soon enough, a beautiful BMW M-6 came tearing up in front of the house, scaring a few chickens. The driver screeched to a halt stopping just a few feet from the porch of the old house.

As the dust settled, it was easy to see the well dressed man was busy. He had a Bluetooth headset in his ear and was talking to someone. There was an open computer in the passenger seat he was typing on with one hand while he steered and drank coffee with the other.

After a few moments the guy unrolled his window and ask the farmer, "Hey, if I can tell you how many sheep you have on this farm, will you give me one?"

Slightly amused, the farmer replied, "Sure, I'll go along with that!"

The driver rolled up his window, dialed another phone number, typed more on his computer, punched a couple of buttons on his GPS, put some paper in a portable printer and in a few minutes, produced a 50 page report!

Unrolling the window, he proclaimed triumphantly, "You have exactly 158 sheep on this farm!"

The farmer said, "That's right, go ahead and take your sheep."

The guy got out of the car, folded his Armani jacked neatly on the seat, picked up an animal and began to stuff it in the trunk of his car.

Just then the farmer said, "If I can tell you what you do for a living, will you let me have my animal back?"

The driver replied, "Sure, I got nothing to lose!"

"You're a Business Consultant." The farmer said.

"That's right, how did you know?" ask the driver.

"It's simple. You come tearing in here disrupting the peace not caring what kind of problems you cause. You want me to pay you to answer a question I already know the answer to and you know absolutely nothing about my business..."

He paused for a moment and said, "Now give me back my dog!"

What's the point?

If you get nothing from this site, I hope you notice we don't like working with people who don't actually want to get anything done either. Maybe the second thing we'd like you to know is we know what it's like to have someone take advantage of you. There is nothing like the feeling you get after spending a lot of money only to find out you have nothing to show for it.

At Universal Net, we treat our clients the way we want to be treated. I'm not saying we won't have disagreements but I am saying we focus on helping you succeed.

Oh, and coming from farm country, I do know the difference between a dog and a sheep!

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